Just read your bible as if it were the only book in existence.
It's good for you.
Don't worry about being good.
Just keep talking to the God your eyes can't see.
Your heart will cover for you.
Smile like you've just inherited a million dollars,
and go out of your way to start giving it away.
When you go to church, remember that it's just another room.
Don't forget to go outside for some fresh air.
Finally, remember, exercise and sleep are good for you,
and when you shower, don't forget to wash the soles of your feet.